I’m sure you already know Kelsey. Best dressed at the Christmas party. If there were such a thing as snuggle school, she’d have 7 PhD’s: 4 in dog, 2 in cat, 1 in assorted creatures. She’s got super intuition and skillz with the nicknames. Never met a plate of nachos she didn’t like and loves a good joke.
AKA: Sparkleface. My enthusiasm knows no poker face.
I’m in charge of: Wooing all my new furry friends with walks and pets
Since: May 2014
Sign: Aries. We’re good, clean fun.
Breed: Mastiff. Never in a hurry. Don’t know my own strength.
My Furry Family: Mr. Biscuits, a mostly sweet and a bit sassy Himalayan cat.
My Favorite Walk: Down the Tobacco Trail on a sunny day
My Favorite Place to Nap: On the beach(with snacks) Nap. Snack. Repeat.
My Favorite Treat: Waffles or Pancakes. Or any flat, pastry like thing you’re allowed to eat for breakfast.
My Favorite Game: Cards Against Humanity amongst the right balance of PCish people.
Best Toy Ever: A ball or found sticks. No need to mess with the classics.
Best Thing to do on a Sunny Day: Spend the afternoon on the Eno with my nautical canine friend, Junior. He never met a body of water he didn’t like.
Best Thing to do on a Rainy Day: Listen to old records while consuming soup and a grilled cheese.
Best Gift Ever: The entire Calvin and Hobbes Collection, hard covered with a fancy case.
My Super Power would be:Creating excellent, impromptu group dance numbers in awkward situations to relieve tension.
Life Philosophy: Put good things into the universe and be grateful to what you get back, bad or good.
If I could say one thing to the whole world: Treat everyone with respect and compassion, it’s a struggle for everyone.
The Animal I Fear Most: Camel Crickets. May they all stay hidden or face sudden death.
I collect: Rocks. I know, that was even boring to type but its true.
I am a Geek when it comes to: Marine Biology, the weirder the organism, the better.
Everyone should read: Letters to a Young Poet by Ranier Maria Rilke
Favorite Bad Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous