Chicken

This is a chicken. She doesn’t actually pet sit. Well, she does sit… on eggs, which could be a pet one day, so in theory, she could be a pet sitter. Actually, we don’t even know whose chicken this is, it’s just better than an empty space. Loves watermelon rinds, meal worms, and assorted snakes. Chicken was recently promoted to client liaison. Bwwaak!

Thanks to NPR for letting us borrow a chicken photo.